Cordelia they could NEVER make me hate you

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so glad we all agree!

whatever. go my scarab

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Cmon it's just a nap bro. Everybody in their 20s does it. Don't be a wuss it's not even addictive lol

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Awww, jeez you guys! A gold wreath? A silver coin? You really didn't have to! I'm just a regular ol' skull, I don't deserve a gold wreath and a silver coin. Aww gosh I'm so embarassed

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'The Dance of the Death' by Sidney Harold Meteyard, 1910.

5 gifs of episode 2 of Over the Garden Wall. In this one, two residents of Pottsfield, wearing their pumpkin suits, dance hand-in-hand in a circle with a black cat.ALT
Enoch, surrounded by blackness, leans forward menacingly. The tendrils that make up his body flare out around him.ALT
A lone resident of Pottsfield stands watch over the fields against a gray sky. He holds a white pennant, which billows in the wind, along with his scarf.ALT
A newly-resurrected Pottsfield skeleton rolls a carved pumpkin across his arms, then tosses it up so it plops down on his head like a mask.ALT
Enoch watches over the Pottsfielders as they dance happily in the field.ALT

You sure you wanna leave? ... Oh well, you'll join us someday.

Over the Garden Wall, episode 2

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

i wish i could teach fruit flies how to kill themselves

yeah im a rotten corpse that forgot how to die. i have 0 lived experiences on account of the aforementioned corpse situation. job please ^_^

people think 'no children' by the mountain goats is exclusively about a bitter divorce but i think a compelling reading is the relationship between you and your randomly assigned project partner in a college class

like it's due tomorrow and you haven't added your part to the doc or replied to my texts for a week. i do hope you die. i hope we both die.

one time i walked into God’s room when He wasn’t expecting me and He was kneeling by the foot of His bed praying. tf. who was He praying to ..?

dei cubiculum quondam intravi dum me non exspectaret et ad pedem cubilis orans genuit. qf. cui orabat ..?

this is good because maybe there are medieval priests who wanna read this one

hit gelamp sume dæge þæt ic ga in godes rom þa he ne min wende and he cneowlode æt his beddes fet him gebiddende. þf. to hwam gebæd..?

motherfucker stop translating my post into the common vernacular and distributing it out to the peasantry

job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?

me: what if a dracula show up 😰

interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.

I actually love the song Yankee Doodle because the lyrics seem like complete fucking nonsense to modern ears. you hear it as a kid and it's like oh dope the Wiggles made a sequel to Jabberwocky. but you look it up and "Yankee Doodle stuck a feather in his cap and called it macaroni" is actually 18th century British for "Americans all want to be hipster twinks but they're too poor and stupid to do it right." and to top it off Americans in general were just like "this is unironically a bop"

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